i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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