No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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