Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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