Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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