Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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There r osticjed everywhere
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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