Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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