I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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