fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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