I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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should my penis look like a turkey
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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