I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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