Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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