Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I need to sanitize my soul.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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