GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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