Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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