I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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