She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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