It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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