A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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