It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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