So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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