Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize