I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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