I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've created a new STD.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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