I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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