you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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