I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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