i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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