Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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