I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He shit in the fireplace
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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