this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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