well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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