Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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