it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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