Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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