Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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