You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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