a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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