eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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