That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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