it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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