The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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