And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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