So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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