I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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