I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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