me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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