Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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