Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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