: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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