I just made out with a guy for $7.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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