she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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